Husband Eve – a definition: ‘A time when the arrival of the husband is imminent, when there is one more sleep until paired parenting can resume; a time when one must act like they have had their shit together for the last two weeks; a time to tidy the fucking house’. I created the above definition this morning as I enthusiastically told my little one … Continue reading Husband Eve
Once too bendy for pilates this is now more like it. It’s a fusion fail but at least I don’t have to worry about cracking out a fart anymore. Continue reading Tin man I feel ya!
It’s just gone 8am and I’ve literally turned the whole house upside down looking for the only thing that can save me in the morning, and it’s not coffee. We’ve only gone and lost the bloody iPad!! I broke out in a cold sweat when the small person laying next to me (cos he’d pissed his own bed) stated ‘it’s not on daddy’s side’! I … Continue reading Now you don’t
Bit of a puzzle for you this morning! Can you find the mark on the ceiling? Take your time, it’s not exactly staring you in the face. If you can’t don’t worry, because my four year old can. He spotted this minuscule mark on his ceiling the other night and it caused such distress that he refused to sleep in his own bed (this is … Continue reading Now you see it!
So today I had the pleasure of yet another hospital visit. This time for an ultrasound of the gut. I’d known the gallstones have been lurking since the start of the year without causing much hassle. Not so much the last few weeks. Ouch! This was not just any hospital visit, this was the new ‘Super’ hospital in Glasgow. In the several hours I spent … Continue reading Gallstone Gal
Have a baby they said, you’ll glow they said. So I did but I didn’t. My glow was more a shade of pond green algae rather than the pregnant lady radiance I had hoped for. It’s amazing how you know early on when everything’s about to change and not just because your boobs are massive, it all proceeds with a puke. Jamaica Baby! Literally on … Continue reading 50 Shades of Green